Why?

[eyesthatslay]

Why do freaky who people call the wrong number, have to reach my house? Why do these freaky people never pay any attention to the answering machine greeting, which clearly states who they have reached? Then, better yet, why do these same freaky people proceed to tell all their business in a message?



Case in point: 11 pm, phone rings....machine picks up...black guy pays no attention to my recorded greeting which states our name, plus my obviously white female voice...and leaves this message. "Yo main. Whenever you decide to pick yo phone, ya know what I'm sayin'....Please believe, that I won't f*** witchoo no mow." At this point my Hubby grabs the phone to stop this poor guy from pouring out his soul on our machine. *sigh*

Comments

[ex-just-kumi863.livejournal.com]

heee.... when I was growing up we would get calls all the time for one of the local canoe places. We tried for years to straighten people out, even called the place to let them know.

Nothing, until....

My dad started taking reservations for canoes. Lasted for about two weeks and then suddenly we never got another wrong number again.

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm just glad we don't have a number that is similar to a business like you did.

[ex-angstchi.livejournal.com]

Anyone who calls my house and *still* orders an engine for and '76 Pinto deserves whatever the heck they get. So there!