Fun With Suppositories

[eyesthatslay]

You never know what you'll find when you rummage around in other's peeps stuff. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it can be down right scary. For instance as I was putting out some purses for the yard sale. Just to be safe, I checked to make sure nothing personal or valuable was left inside them. I found a little coin purse and felt a small lump inside, I opened it up and what I thought was a flesh-toned jelly bean fell out into my hand. On closer inspection, I realized it was a hearing aid. I don't know why, but thought of icky ear-wax residue flashed through my head, and the jelly bean became air borne as I got all heebie-jeebied. "Somebody's ear wax touched meeeeee!". Yes, the hearing aid gave me trauma. I think I still may be scarred.

Then later when angstchic and I were working together. I happened upon a glass container filled with potpourri, I spied something silver and shiny admist the dried flora. I opened up the lid and fished it out. Lo and behold. Preparation H suppository, foil-sealed for your protection, and the protection of potpourri everywhere. I got the giggles. I snorted. It isn't everyday you discover someone's emergency suppository stash. Hee. In a flash back to __tiana__'s Five Servings A Day, I held the suppository way up in the air, and marched dramatically back and forth in front of angstchic, and had a parade in it's honor. Yes, we are rabid dorks, but that is what makes life fun. :P

Comments

[ex-angstchi.livejournal.com]

Kinda makes you wonder if there were any unfortunate incidences involving the potpourri. Another reason dementia is not fun, I suppose.

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

I did see some miniature pinecones off in there, I think.
"and I thought these things were supposed to *stop* the burning, and itching.."

Yeah, sometimes you have to find the funny where you can, just to cope. *pet, pet*

[aliceinvelvet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the ear thing would have creeped me out too.
Loving the icon. Wooot.

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Thanks dear! *smooch* You are welcome to snag it with credit if you want!

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

It isn't everyday you discover someone's emergency suppository stash.

No truer words have been spoken on livejournal.
::nods like the all-knowing sage that I am::

Yes, we are rabid dorks

You forgot to mention cute...rabid, cute dorks.

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Hey, where have you been, hon? I'm glad to see you, and the cute thing...never a bad. :)

*hugs*

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

I've been laying low.

Kids hopped up on Halloween candy made for a tense week.

Didja miss me? ::bats eyelashes prettily::

*squishy hugs*

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Ack! Sorry you had a tense week with hyper kids.

I did miss you! :)

*hugs you back*

[annabelle528.livejournal.com]

In a flash back to __tiana__'s Five Servings A Day, I held the suppository way up in the air, and marched dramatically back and forth in front of angstchic, and had a parade in it's honor.

Hee! It's not a Barbie lunchbox, but it'll do! :) That's way too funny! :)

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Hee! It's not a Barbie lunchbox, but it'll do! :) That's way too funny! :)
I was inspired! Hee! Another sign that us Buffy fans just "ain't right." :P

[http://users.livejournal.com/__tiana__/]

*snort*

I have no idea how, but I missed this the first time! I feel so honored and touched that a suppository made you think of me and my fic. *sniff* It's beautiful.

But really, that's damn funny!! :) Thanks for mentioning it or I never would have seen this little jewel. HEE.