Now that is just lame....

[eyesthatslay]

I stole this from amoonchilde, my results are hardly noteworthy. I would have much rather hit an alpaca with my car. :P She just has all the fun!
<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Crime</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">You pulled a fire alarm</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Reward for capture</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$221,953</td>

What are you wanted for? by meteoric
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Comments

[eurydice72.livejournal.com]

It could be worse. Mine came up that I shoplifted a frozen chicken... :)

[ex-angstchi.livejournal.com]

Oh God, bahahaaa! that is just funny!

[eurydice72.livejournal.com]

I don't even buy frozen chicken, so I guess I'd have to steal it... :)

But it is funny... :)

[ex-angstchi.livejournal.com]

So, does this mean you don't eat it, or you slaughter your own? That just gives new meaning to the phrase "choking the chicken" Doesn't it!? Hee.

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

You are so bad! There will be no choking of the chicken around here. :P

[amoonchilde.livejournal.com]

Hee! That is too funny!
Mine originally said I hit a deer with my car, but I changed it to an alpaca. I just couldn't resist!

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Who in their right mind would shoplift a frozen chicken! Everyone knows it is much more fun, challenging, and not to mention warmer, to shoplift a live chicken. ;)

[amoonchilde.livejournal.com]

Hey girl, you never know, you could have pulled the fire alarm at a nudist colony, and then they all ran out in the street, causing a 10 car pile up. Maybe that's why your reward for capture is so high. Hee!

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

LOL! I must have been creative in some sense to have such a large monetary reward for my capture....maybe I pulled the fire alarm at a nudist colony/alpaca farm and that is how you hit the alpaca with your car!

[amoonchilde.livejournal.com]

Or the nudist's could have been riding the alpaca's ...okay a big EWWW to that, it sounded better in my head! Bwhaha!