I'm A Serial Napper.

[eyesthatslay]

The moment I'm alone, and quiet with my thoughts...that lurking urge will surface. The urge to randomly nap.

It doesn't matter whether or not I've had a solid night's sleep.
It doesn't matter if I'm just recently out of the shower and my hair is still wet.
It doesn't matter if I've completely stripped the bed to do laundry.
It doesn't matter if I had a list of errands to accomplish.
It. Just. Doesn't. Matter.

I have no control over myself, I succumb again, and again; and it's not pretty. No delicate, fluffy, puppy & kitten light slumber for me...noooooo. It always turns out to be a 2 hour odyssey of drooling, strange dreaming, and waking up with sheet wrinkles imbedded on my face. Then I'm fine, blending in with normal people...until the next time.

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[rikki-oko.livejournal.com]

It always turns out to be a 2 hour odyssey of drooling, strange dreaming, and waking up with sheet wrinkles imbedded on my face.

*lmao* Snerk! Okay, I found this incredibly amusing. I HATE sheet wrinkles! It's really hard to pull off a traffic excuse for being late when you have a big sheet wrinkle under your cheekbone!

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

It's really hard to pull off a traffic excuse for being late when you have a big sheet wrinkle under your cheekbone So true, and ironing one's face is not an option....not for the mentally sound, at least...though I know angstchic has tried it with a straightening iron, leaving herself with a lightly grilled nose. ;)

[rikki-oko.livejournal.com]

Ouch!

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she kind of groused about that one for a while. ;)

Now she's worrying that she has a big head. Hee.

[ex-angstchi.livejournal.com]

Waaaaah!! I was just about over that. And I was due grousing. I seriously seared my snout! It hurt. Alot.

[rikki-oko.livejournal.com]

seriously seared my snout!

This has to be a tonge twister somewhere...

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Bwah! I like you. :D

[ex-angstchi.livejournal.com]

Gah! Thanks for reminding me!! And I dropped the curling iron, I wasn't trying to iron my face, ya heifer.

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

*Sizzle* Bacon, bacon, bacon, its BACON! It's not bacon, it's angstchic's nose. Shads doesn't know its not bacon. Hee!

[ex-just-kumi863.livejournal.com]

Argh! No reminders of the trauma of curling iron burns. Did my forehead in one time and ended up tearing up some of my hear trying to get it off my scalp.

Whaaaaa!!! I'm having flashbacks!

[fujiidom.livejournal.com]

you're so adorably goofy ^-^

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

The product of years of practice, and your tax dollars at work! ;)

Thanks, sweetie! :D

[captainofidiots.livejournal.com]

*raises hand*

I understand... Naps are the hardest things not to succumb to... besides chocolate of course... mmm, chocolate. Or any pic of JM... but now I'm just getting off the subject. ;)

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I'm like Ted Bundy...only with naps...and I'm a girl. Ok, so that analogy sucks. Moving right along now. ;)

[ex-angstchi.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I'm like Ted Bundy...only with naps...

also better hair and teeth.

[hobbituk.livejournal.com]

That happens to me all the time. Have you ever had it so you are actually awake, but feel so tired you physically can't open your eyes? That is an incredibly frustrating experience...

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Yes! I also hate it when you try to talk, and it just comes out in a weird garble. I did that last night, when my husband woke me up looking for something in my nightstand. I tried to ask him "What are you doing?" and it just came out "wajaoganoiwhe?" I gave up and just went back to sleep.

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah...that's just a given. ;)