I got this forward in my email, and it amused me.
Dear Friends:
My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he
would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on
his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in Denver
Dear Friends:
My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he
would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on
his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in Denver
