The Spice Of Life

[eyesthatslay]

In the midst of the drugery of laundry, I am entertaining myself by making LJ icons, and having quite a lot of fun with it. It isn't everyday that you can have a stroke of sheer genius. :)

Comments

[ex-angstchi.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!! You are so evil....ugh!!!

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

No, see..you've got it all wrong. *Alpacas* are evil. Heh.

[eurydice72.livejournal.com]

Yep. Evil. That about sums it up. ;)

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

What is this? Are you supporting my Alpacas Are Evil campaign?? You the documented owner of a slightly mauled alpaca rug? ;)

[eurydice72.livejournal.com]

Actually, I meant you were the evil one.

Poor alpaca. Pet the alpaca. Feel how soft he is.

Evil eyesthatslay.

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Me! Evil? Nooooo *bats eyes innocently* :)

Poor alpaca. Pet the alpaca. Feel how soft he is. I'll pet him all right....where's that tennis racket. ;)

[amoonchilde.livejournal.com]

How can that cute little thing be evil??

Blonde here...need explanation. LOL!

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

amoonchilde...I'm so glad that you asked!
*takes deep breath* I think they are evil because they are a threat to the world economy as we know it. (This was discussed at some length on the SAC thread)You see...I see alpaca advertisments all the time..."Alpaca Farming...a great lifestyle!! Alpacas sweet gentle creatures...etc." Notice however that they never really go into what do you actually do with all those alpacas once you are raising them. Personally, I think it is along the lines of the big Emu farce of the late 80's...."buy Emu's they're great! I knew of a person that was roped into all that and they *still* can't get rid of them to this day!! angstchic (who also is probably also gullible enough to by Ronco Hair In A Can) was lulled in by their cute, fuzzy, televised lips, yet I remain unmoved by the evil alpaca propaganda. eurydice72 is only trying to defend them because she purchased a bonafide alpaca fur rug just because she thinks it is soft, which in a way only furthers my cause since now we have one less alpaca so she can have her rug. :)
*thus endth the alpaca rant* LOL! :D

[ex-angstchi.livejournal.com]

Don't forget about what they were good for back in the days of the Aztecs or Mayans or ... whatever they were. That is your fa-a-a-vor-ite part. You want to bring back the tradition cuz you are hatin' on the Alpaca community.

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes! I forgot to mention this part...thanks for reminding me

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Oh, yes! I forgot to mention this part...thanks for reminding me <lj=user"angstchic"lj>. I did some research and apparently some ancient cultures often took alpacas to sacrifice atop the mountains....which only proves my theory that even back then hapless alpaca farmers were trying to thin the herds. The age old way of good riddance....two go out, and one comes back...

[amoonchilde.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! You guys are too funny!

So, let me see if I understand correctly... angstchic was lured by their cute, fuzzy, televised lips that were sprayed on with Ronco Hair in a Can. BWHAHAHAHA!!!!

She has *seen* the light!

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

See, I *knew* you would understand the innate funniness of angstchic's ill-fated alpaca hankering. :) That is why I lurrve you!

[ex-angstchi.livejournal.com]

She was trying to explain this to me after I made the ever-so-innocent remark about "OMYGOD! They are so cuuuuute!" or something along those lines. I had the sound down because we were on the phone (per one of our 3 hour conversations) and thus it began. Somewhere in the midst of conversation, we validated our geek-hood when she asked "Do you remember that old Star Trek episode?" and I said "The Trouble with Tribbles?". It's been my sad haunting legacy ever since.

Poor, little, fuzzy-headed alpaca!

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

Yeah...Capt. Kirk thought the tribbles had cute, fuzzy, lips too, and you see what happened to him. :)

[ex-angstchi.livejournal.com]

Yes - he caught the bad spy-type person, saved a planet and it's economy and found the tribbles homes, albeit as a form of punishment for the unwashed trader dude. Truly an inspiration. You might wanna look into it and take notes. ;P

[eyesthatslay.livejournal.com]

He was also up to his ass in tribbles as you recall, before he pawned them off to save the day...that is the material point...yes, it all turned around for him once. the. tribbles. left. ;)

Moral of the story:

Tribbles/Alpacas = Bad
No Tribbles/Alpacas = Good