Food For Thought
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eyesthatslaySome people just aren't "right".
'Cause you don't know where they've been.
Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp Into Pants
BETHLEHEM, Pa. (AP) - A man pleaded guilty to retail theft for allegedly stuffing $73 worth of shrimp down his pants at a grocery store and then fleeing from the store without paying.
Johnny Rodriguez, 48, of Bethlehem Township, pleaded guilty Thursday in the case. Northampton County Judge F.P. Kimberly McFadden deferred sentencing.
According to court records, Rodriguez was in the Heights Market on Oct. 12 when a worker allegedly noticed that he had his pants undone and he was "sticking items down his pants."
The worker approached Rodriguez, who began removing bags of shrimp from his pants, but when ordered to stay where he was until police arrived, he fled, court records said. Authorities said he made off with four bags of shrimp.
Police said Rodriguez had been convicted of retail theft three times.
'Cause you don't know where they've been.
Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp Into Pants
BETHLEHEM, Pa. (AP) - A man pleaded guilty to retail theft for allegedly stuffing $73 worth of shrimp down his pants at a grocery store and then fleeing from the store without paying.
Johnny Rodriguez, 48, of Bethlehem Township, pleaded guilty Thursday in the case. Northampton County Judge F.P. Kimberly McFadden deferred sentencing.
According to court records, Rodriguez was in the Heights Market on Oct. 12 when a worker allegedly noticed that he had his pants undone and he was "sticking items down his pants."
The worker approached Rodriguez, who began removing bags of shrimp from his pants, but when ordered to stay where he was until police arrived, he fled, court records said. Authorities said he made off with four bags of shrimp.
Police said Rodriguez had been convicted of retail theft three times.
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Date: 2004-01-20 05:43 pm (UTC)Heh - gotta be glad that they were bagged, at least. And here's hoping that any of the bags that made it back out of his pants didn't get back onto the shelves...
::shudders::
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Date: 2004-01-20 06:49 pm (UTC)That was exactly what I was thinking. *bleck*
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Date: 2004-01-20 10:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-20 06:11 pm (UTC)Is this some bizarre fetish I've never heard of before? 'Cause it's shrimp, man! In your pants!
Heller
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Date: 2004-01-20 06:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-20 10:09 pm (UTC)"If you aren't man enough to steal a lobster, you ain't got a hair on your--"
"--Well, I did before I tried that lobster thing!!"
::limps off in distress::
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Date: 2004-01-20 06:37 pm (UTC)Bwhaa! Okay, this is not nearly as strange and off-putting when you have worked retail and seen the exteme things people will do to steal stuff. Don't.Ask.
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Date: 2004-01-20 06:53 pm (UTC)