Jan. 22nd, 2004

eyesthatslay: (Shocked Spike - by eyesthatslay)
First off let me go into what I thought of the episode. AtS 5.10 Soul Purpose )

Now on to the amusing and traumatizing commercial. When the first shot of the commercial panned across the TV, it gave both [livejournal.com profile] angstchic and I pause. A naked woman with silicone breast enhancement glued to her breasts. Try NuBra For A Natural Bouncy Look!! Then they showed various shots of cleavage from every angle known to man. Emphasising the point "Add a full cup size" with split screen before and afters. Suddenly 3 women run down some steps, decked out in 3 size too small baby T's, silicone bouncing in slow motion..."Yes, they mooove with you!!" The only thing missing was the theme from Chariots of Fire. We were horrified and amused at the same time. A commercial with incredibly bad taste that only seemed to get worse. Then they showed how to attach the things. "Just press lightly"...then there is this little strap that the model hooked in the center to connect the two "enchancements" pulling everything to the middle for "dramatic cleavage". At this point we were really hoping that adhesive would hold, because we could just imagine this cartoon bo-yo-yo-oing, and the falsies shooting across the room and wrapping around a innocent bystander's neck like a rabid squid. I wondered aloud if they would tout Polygrip as an emergency backup. The stuff they advertise on TV, it just boggles the mind. *shakes head*

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